Those are Missouri's Trees, Not Yours!

Missourians for Secession,

Tomorrow (February 15th, 2009) there is a protest being help at the Gemp Property (at Sappington and Eddie and Park) to protest the proposition to cut down trees there. The Missourians For Secession have decided to make an appearence. This is not because we 'care' for the 'environment' (nothing could be further from the truth). This is because the loss of these trees will hinder our movement. How? Well, it is obvious: trees are photosynthesizing organisms, photosynthesizing organisms create oxygen, humans breath oxyge. Therefore, a loss of trees means a loss of oxygen, which puts Missourians and thus the Missourians For Secession in danger. We are protesting this direct attempt to suffocate all those who dissent from the orders of the government of the United States of America tomorrow. Let it be known: WE (the missourians for secession) ARE NOT ENVIRONMENTALIST PANZY ASS LIBERALS! We are Missouri Nationalist who give a damn about the oxygen levels in our states (for we believe that Missourians deserve the best) and we are willing to protest this.

Now, if you happen to be free tomorrow afternoon, please, feel free to join us in our most nobel endevour.

- A Missourian For Secession