Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men... Yeah Right!

Today is December 23rd, 2008 and we are two days away from Christmas. This holiday is a confused mix of secular and religious traditions that cover all the bases from materialistic consumerism to masses at midnight. 98% of Americans have decided to celebrate this day in some way shape or from, whether that be giving gifts, spending time with family, eating, or any other escapist practices; people love Christmas. But I don't. No, as a Missourian For Secession, I am not permitted to. I am called to avoid the temptation to escape the current state of the union for the euphoric high presented by presents, family, and food. I must keep my ears open, my eyes alert, and my senses at the ready. We cannot turn a blind eye upon the shadowy forces that control us around the world. We must remain awake. So I plead you, my fellow secessionists, do not allow yourself one ounce of happiness or pleasure on this sick excuse of a vacation from the watchful eyes of the people, but watch. Watch and be ready.
Also, the fascist motherfuckers who run Wikipedia have decided that our Wikipedia page is not reliable and that we are not notable. There are two solutions to this:
1) You all go and edit our Wikipedia page and in the description tell them how wrong it would be to delete our page
or
2) Make us notable. How? Violence, of course. Essentially what I mean by this is: set fire to police cars, bomb government buildings, murder people from Illinois, burn down Wal-Marts, ect.

That is all I have for now, but until we speak again, please work on Operation: INTERNET (Intergalactic National Tactical Eradication of Remaining Networks Evading Truth) and have a very miserable Christmas.

-A Missourian For Secession

Secedepedia

This is how I (a Missourian For Secession) spent my day yesterday:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missourians_for_secession#Missourians_For_Secession

So, as you can see, Operation: INTERNET is going very well.

Secessioneering

A small group of Missourians For Secession traveled to a local polling place in Saint Louis, Missouri and electioneered for secession. Here is the documentation of what occured:



We should be coming out with T-Shirts soon.

Our Mission & Election Results

For those of you who have absolutely no idea who we are or what we are about here you are:
We are a group of politically active people who see the true current state of the Union. We see the injustices in the systems of representation, social justice, foreign policy, centralization of government, economy, ect. We have devoted ourselves to reforming these systems by any means necessary. The radical nature of our changes (Our full platform will be posted in the future) may call for radical methods to achieving the change that we need and in obtaining true freedom. We support all those with radical views who are often looked down upon and not taken seriously because of them. We recognize the great truth that the truth isn't necessarily always normal. This is why even the most radical viewpoints must be given a fair and decent amount of respectable attention.

Missourians For Secession does support the secession of Missouri from the union as a solution to the problems that confront us here in Missouri but many other solutions are supported by us as well. We wish for our endeavors (secession or U.S. political reform) to remain peaceful, but if any entity on the planet is to wage preemptive violent strike on our movement or the movements of any others whom we are allied with we have no problem in waging full out war against them.

Since we believe the most likely solution to the problems we confront is indeed secession we elected a government for The People's Democratic Republic of Missouri which will be formed upon our secession. We held this election so that the transition between the two governments. On the ballot were the following things:

Presidential Election:
Republicans:
Rush Limbaugh
Todd Palin
Bill O the Clown
Democrats:
Revered Jeremiah Wright
Rachel Maddow
Jay Nixon
Independent:
Megan Roegner

Constitutional Amendment I:
Should we destroy all remaining copies of the Missouri Constitution and write a new constitution for The People's Democratic Republic of Missouri which is conformed to the views of the people.
Yes (destroy all remaining copies and write a new one)
No (BURN all remaining copies and write a new one)

Proposition X: (This functioned as a survey to see how ripe Missouri is for radical change)
Yes (Secede)
No (Do not stay in the Union)

RESULTS:
Presidential Election:
47% MEGAN ROEGNER (President Elect)
17% Rush Limbaugh
14% Rvrd. Jeremiah Wright
7% Bill O the Clown
6.75% Rachel Maddow
6.25% Jay Nixon

Amend. I:
NO (BURN all remaining copies and wright a new one) = 87%
Yes (eliminate all remaining copies and wright a new one) = 13%

Prop X:
Yes (secede) 93%
No (don't stay in the union) 7%

Welcome to all Missourians For Secession and Sane Individuals Alike

Today is a historic day for the Missourians For Secession. We have begun Operation: Intergalactic National Tactical Eradication of Remaining Networks Evading Truth (INTERNET). The basic goal of this operation is a complete invasion of the internet by the Missourians For Secession so that our message, and the messages of all secessionists, may be heard. If we succeed we will have an unstoppable force of radical internet users who will quickly join out movement. This will give us allies literally all over the world, this making us an even stronger entity. The success of this operation and having our ideas heard is vital to the success of all future operations. INTERNET will take place over the next several weeks, months, and maybe even years, but for now I must go. Please return in the future for more updates on secession.

-A Missourian For Secession
'Putting America Out of Its Missouri'