Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Change in the White House, no change here
Many secessionists throughout the United States of America may indeed be tempted by the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama yesterday to give up secession attempts and blissfully, ignorantly, and stupidly run to his call for "unity". DO NOT DO THIS. We still need to secede.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
New Year - New Movement
The Missourians For Secession are working on two major movements right now:
1) Operation: INTERNET: Wikipedia-
This branch of operation internet is solely devoted to getting the Missourians For Secession a lasting Wikipedia page, we had one that was well cited but once a page was added for The People's Democratic Republic of Missouri, the Wikipedia users deleted both citing "lack of reliable sources and lack of notability" which are obviously both bullshit. In the new year, the Missourians For Secession are trying to increase said "notability" by getting more attention drawn to our most noble movement by getting into the news. The goal of this movement is to get the Missourians For Secession a lasting Wikipedia page, which brings us to movement two, a method for getting reliable sources (news) and notability (news).
2) 'MFS v. Wal-Mart' Sign of Secession Tour 2009-
Essentially this movement has two important factors:
1. People want to see our famous sign which appeared at the VP debates, and on Election Day
2. As soon as we secede Wal-Marts will be declared illegal and the management of any Wal-Marts which does not comply will be subject to trial by a Missourians For Secession Crimes Against Humanity Tribunal (essentially, we will be bringing economic justice to the masses once we come into power) so we will convey our anti-wal-mart platform.
We will do this by actively protesting outside of eight area Wal-Marts sometime later in the first quater of this year. We will be bringing the sign, an acoustic guitar, and a battery power megaphone. We'll be giving speeches, singing secession songs, and being all-around mavericks.
Stay tuned for the finalized dates.
1) Operation: INTERNET: Wikipedia-
This branch of operation internet is solely devoted to getting the Missourians For Secession a lasting Wikipedia page, we had one that was well cited but once a page was added for The People's Democratic Republic of Missouri, the Wikipedia users deleted both citing "lack of reliable sources and lack of notability" which are obviously both bullshit. In the new year, the Missourians For Secession are trying to increase said "notability" by getting more attention drawn to our most noble movement by getting into the news. The goal of this movement is to get the Missourians For Secession a lasting Wikipedia page, which brings us to movement two, a method for getting reliable sources (news) and notability (news).
2) 'MFS v. Wal-Mart' Sign of Secession Tour 2009-
Essentially this movement has two important factors:
1. People want to see our famous sign which appeared at the VP debates, and on Election Day
2. As soon as we secede Wal-Marts will be declared illegal and the management of any Wal-Marts which does not comply will be subject to trial by a Missourians For Secession Crimes Against Humanity Tribunal (essentially, we will be bringing economic justice to the masses once we come into power) so we will convey our anti-wal-mart platform.
We will do this by actively protesting outside of eight area Wal-Marts sometime later in the first quater of this year. We will be bringing the sign, an acoustic guitar, and a battery power megaphone. We'll be giving speeches, singing secession songs, and being all-around mavericks.
Stay tuned for the finalized dates.
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